Funniest College Basketball Names Of 2025-26 Season

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Funniest College Basketball Names Of 2025-26 Season

College basketball is a sport filled with excitement, talent, and unforgettable moments but sometimes, it’s the names on the roster that steal the show.

Each season, fans are treated to a lineup of players whose names are as unique and entertaining as their skills on the court.

From names that sound like they belong in a movie script to those that make you do a double-take, these players add a touch of humor and personality to the game.

While these names may bring a smile to your face, it’s important to remember that behind each one is a dedicated athlete working hard to make their mark on the court.

So, get ready to laugh, marvel, and maybe even find a new favorite player as we dive into this year’s collection of unforgettable names.

Take a look below into the list of Funniest College Basketball Names Of 2025-26 Season.

1. Always Wright | Guard | UT-Rio Grand Valley

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2. Wiggy Ball | Guard | Lousiana-Monroe

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3. Bernie Blunt III | Guard | Mercyhurst

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4. Tennessee Rainwater | Forward | Le Moyne

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5. Solo Ball | Guard | UConn

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6. All Wright | Guard | Xavier

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7. Maximus Gizzi | Guard | Minnesota

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8. Legend Smiley | Guard | San Francisco

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9. Kai Yu | Center | Bradley

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10. George Washington III | Guard | Florida Gulf Coast

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11. Phat Phat Brooks | Guard | Central Michigan

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12. Mozae Downing Rivers | Guard | Portland State

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13. Chuck Hare | Forward | Holy Cross

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14. Sami Pissis | Guard | Alabama A&M

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15. Kuol Atak | Forward | Oklahoma

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16. Po'Boigh King | Guard | Sam Houston

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17. Zeplin Kidd | Guard | Southern Utah

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18. Sudd Webb | Guard | Georgia Southern

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19. Chandler Bing | Forward | Vanderbilt

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20. Treysen Eaglestaff | Forward | West Virginia

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21. Bube Momah | Forward | Leigh

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22. Mor Seck | Forward | Towson

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23. Cougar Downing | Guard | UMBC

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24. Doctor Bradley | Guard | Bethune-Cookman

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25. Walter Peggs Jr. | Guard | Morgan State

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26. Zytarious Mortle | Guard/Forward | Texas Southern

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27. Birgir Irving | Forward | High Point

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28. Finley Bizjack | Guard | Butler

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29. London Maiden | Forward | Detroit Mercy

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